I'm not going into doing anything in this port with you. If I did suddenly develop an interest in the various activities that this place offers, which I doubt I would, they would be undertaken with Nygma or Capa. You'll have to find something else to do.

For reasons totally unrelated to the recent flood, I've recently turned my mind to the issue of barge romantic relationships. [Crane sounds awkward just saying it.] Frankly, I'm confused as to why anyone could ever think that it ever would work out. Ignoring numerous public examples of messy arguments between wardens and inmates alike, I've never ( Read more... )

You know, after all the months fawning after Adam I'd imagined that some of you would tire of his presence. But all I hear in the dining hall is about Adam. "Adam saved me during a flood." This person had a tryst with Adam. Adam is such a wonderful person ( Read more... )

Public service announcement, barge. Apparently the Batman has made some sort of agreement with the Admiral. You can find him poorly disguised as Bruce Wayne.

Please, do note that he's perfectly willing to be violent provided you offend his delicate sensibilities.

Have a quick social commentary, barge. I think most of you can more or less agree that I treat you all in the same way. Which is horribly, like you deserve. Yet when I apply the same standard to a crazy person, that's socially unacceptable? Please. We're on the barge, more or less everyone here is unstable on some level. I'm not going to make any ( Read more... )

[Crane looks unimpressed, and his hair is still slightly wet although he has changed his clothes.]

To the hilarious individual who decided to put a bucket of water on top of one of the second floor doors? Thank you. Really. That made my morning so much better. [End sarcasm, and behold Crane's obvious irritation. Even though he got a bucket out of ( Read more... )

[Crane sounds somewhat off balance - meeting Capa has shaken him a bit.]

When I first came here, someone, Alastair, perhaps, said that there was no difference between new meat and old meat. It’s true, for all of you new people. Half of you will disappear, the other half will wish they had. You will all be thrown into the same misery as the rest of ( Read more... )

[Crane’s holding the device up, and you can see from the wall behind him that he’s in zero.]

I don’t see why you’re all taking this so personally. It isn’t that different from one of your little floods, is it? And it’s not like the lot of you didn’t have it coming ( Read more... )